robert's definitions

holal

Amature rapper of Astoria, Queens. Always dumb crunk and keeping it icy icy.

Holal ach cha boi, we keep it icy icy.

by Robert May 2, 2004

Naturopath

Somebody who looks at a person as a whole, mind,body and soul, they take it all into account, they treat the person rather than the symptoms and use natural remedies rather than drugs! They use all of Gods 8 natural remedies, they strive towards prevention of health problems rather than cure, they also look at the underlying cause for e.g. Lack of trust in God, and they work on how to achieve happiness and health in a persons life.

1. Trust in God and a postive mental attitude
2.Air
3.Water
4.Proper nutrition-NOT junk foods but a balanced diet
5.Light and sunshine
6.Exercise
7.Rest and relaxation
8.Temperance (Self-control, habits, addictions etc)

by Robert May 9, 2004

vibrator

a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

by Robert May 14, 2004

happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in

Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

by Robert May 16, 2004

Stambler Zone

the aura or general area surrounding Robby Stambler

c'mon bitch be cool, your in the stambler zone...

by Robert May 24, 2004

Chick-Kun

The alias of an elite jackass.

<Chick-Kun> I should use my powers to abuse you.

by Robert June 1, 2004

Fiddle Faddle

It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.

That's good faddle.

by Robert June 1, 2004