rob Hogarth's definitions

Guinness kisses

The frothy skid marks left in a womans undergarments.

His passion was killed in an instant when on removing her panties he saw the black and tan frothy skid marks in her gusset which looked like guinness kisses.

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

bisto kid

One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart

"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.

by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007

bisto fart

An extremely unpleasant fart that "browns", "seasons" and " thickens" all in one.

A bisto fart is a fart that stains ones underwear like gravy granules, gets stronger in smell and thickens the air as it matures to full strength. A bisto kid is one who enjoys the smell of a bisto fart

by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007

twinkle twat

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours

She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007