penie

A word discovered accidentally during Kristen's science fair project. Meaning a male's thingy.

That guy has a really saggy penie.

by Rob February 15, 2005

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

wikko

a similar term to wicked but slightly easier to type

'That band were great!' ' yeah they were totally wikko'

by rob September 29, 2003

smead

moron

U r a smead

by Rob November 07, 2003

Kokoro

Long for ko, meaning obvious, also known as supernintendo ko

Kokoro, I love you.

by Rob November 20, 2003

quid

british for money. it means pounds, yeah?

'ere, sell us some fags'
'that'll be five quid'

cigarettes are so overpriced, y'know?

by rob April 22, 2005