rob's definitions

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

by Rob August 22, 2003

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

you send me

#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.

It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.

Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do

by Rob March 20, 2004

light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"

"We got one behind those barrels! Light him up!"

by rob October 3, 2004

Jargon

A male sex organ, penis.

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!

by Rob November 8, 2004

yayugh

when you are extremely happy; when you are answering yes; or to express any feeling

The cowboys won the superbowl...YAYUGH

Are you coming over today?...YAYUGH

by rob January 29, 2005