Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023
The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023
Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Person 1: “hey whos that one country girl from Orange is The New Black?”
Person 2: “You mean Pensatucky?”
Person 1: “Oh ok”
Person 2: “You mean Pensatucky?”
Person 1: “Oh ok”
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
(Pronounced: Un-dicted)
A play on the word Addicted, being UNHhhhdicted means you are obsessed with the popular webshow UNHhhh hosted by famous drag queens Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova
A play on the word Addicted, being UNHhhhdicted means you are obsessed with the popular webshow UNHhhh hosted by famous drag queens Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova
Person 1: “I introduced my coworker to UNHhhh and she is so UNHhhhdicted”
Person 2: “Sounds like another case of the UNHhhhdiction in this office”
Person 3: “Slay”
Person 2: “Sounds like another case of the UNHhhhdiction in this office”
Person 3: “Slay”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023