The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).
Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
by Riconator October 30, 2010
A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.
Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
by Riconator September 26, 2009