rickbrunernyc's definitions

Double Piston Chesty

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.

Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.

by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

Serial Killer Glasses

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.

I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!

by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?

by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009

Finishup

Like a startup business, but one that fails to start. The process of ending a startup.

Joe, how's your new startup business coming?

We couldn't get any VCs to back the idea in the end, so we've turned it into a finishup, and I'm looking for a job.

by rickbrunernyc April 20, 2010