Definitions by richard gonzales

houyhnhnms 

smart horse creature from gullivers travels. It has human characteristics, and a spoken language. They have yahoos for pets, and a yahoo is what they call humans...the houyhnhnms are basically retarded and their world makes no sense. They think they're superior to humans..but they have no technology or written language...the simply thrive on "reason."

The Houyhnhnms ate milk and oats.

houyhnhnms by richard gonzales December 3, 2007

Swiper 

Describing the exposure of a butt-crack of a person sitting down with a shirt too high, and pants too low. The crack resembles a credit card swiper...hence the term swiper.

"That girl in front of me has a swiper!" or in a warning tone to friends (similar to XYZ-Examine Your Zipper) such as, "Dude, swiper."

Swiper by Richard Gonzales September 16, 2007