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Name Drain

When a person continuously name-drops somebody who they admire, more often than not a person who isn't famous, merely a nobody who has gained cult status in one person's eyes.
1: "Yeah, I have a friend called Tom. He's quite awesome."
2: "Okay."
1: "He once drank, like, 16 beers in one night"
2: "Sweet. You been on YouTube lately?"
1: "Yeah! Tom has an account on there, he's got loads of dope material"
2: "Right... you want to go play football?"
1: "Yeah. Let me call Tom, see if he wants to come"
2: "I was thinking just a quick game"
1: "Dude! Tom loves quick games!"
2: "AHHH! Name Drain! Why don't you just go and suck Tom off?"
by Redlineonhill February 13, 2008
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Mumistake

To be caught up in the awkward situation of insulting somebody's mother, the mistake being that she's (supposedly) deceased.

Those seconds that follow the person's remark of their mother being dead are what define the word.

Act commonly consists of the person retracting their statement as a precautionary measure.
1: "My mum used to buy me Pop-Tarts
2: "Your mum is a Pop-Tart"
1: "My mum's dead."
2: "Oh. Mumistake. I didn't mean to... you sure she's dead?"
1: "No! Dick!"

1: "My mum used to buy me Pop-Tarts"
2: "Your mum is a Pop-Tart"
1: "My mum's dead."
2: "Oh. Mumistake. I didn't mean to... you sure she's dead?"
1: "Yes. I'm going home to cry myself to sleep."
by Redlineonhill January 12, 2009
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Jelly Baby

A name for a popular type of sweet in Britain, Jelly Baby can also be used to describe fat children.

A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
Man 1: "Hey, you see that jelly baby sitting over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
by Redlineonhill February 10, 2008
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Argumerry

To describe person on the internet who often participates in the most banal arguments.

Argumerry because it's like watching a merry go round, the argument/debate continuously coming back to the same exasperated points.

Commonly found on popular websites where anybody can leave messages, with conflict arising over the most nonsensical of things.
The two argumerry assholes debated for 2 pages on a forum about who would win in a fight between Ali and Marciano. The rest of the forum wanted to give them a lynching.
by Redlineonhill February 14, 2008
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Ninjorgy

The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.

Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.

The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.

"I'm a ninja!"

"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008
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