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Deeming one's own culture to be superior to that of others.
Not quite extreme to the point of fascism, cultirism often involves the more petty aspects of patriotism.
Not quite extreme to the point of fascism, cultirism often involves the more petty aspects of patriotism.
1: "Dude, soccer sucks. Where's the high scores?"
2: "No, American football sucks. You wear protection. Girl sport."
Jacques Chirac displayed his culturism by speaking of his dislike for English cuisine. He then displayed his French penis for the chef that tried to serve him fish and chips.
2: "No, American football sucks. You wear protection. Girl sport."
Jacques Chirac displayed his culturism by speaking of his dislike for English cuisine. He then displayed his French penis for the chef that tried to serve him fish and chips.
by redlineonhill May 29, 2008
Get the Culturism mug.To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.
Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"
1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
2: "Word"
1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
by redlineonhill February 23, 2008
Get the Anal Driver mug.Closely related to the ninja pandemic, pirosis explains the fascination with pirates.
Like the cane toad being introduced to counteract the problem of the cane beetle in Australia, pirosis came about because of ninjorgies. This meant that the fascinations of each began to run parallel.
Who introduced pirates to the internet is uncertain, though those who did it were thought to severely regret what they unleashed on unwitting victims.
Like the cane toad being introduced to counteract the problem of the cane beetle in Australia, pirosis came about because of ninjorgies. This meant that the fascinations of each began to run parallel.
Who introduced pirates to the internet is uncertain, though those who did it were thought to severely regret what they unleashed on unwitting victims.
Pirosis had little impact on the ninjafest. The two cultures ended up embracing each other.
1: "Dude, did you read Maddox's new article?!"
2: "Yeah!"
1: "Let's write him an email to show our admiration... it has to be witty."
2: "How about... 'Arghhhh! We're pirates'"
1: "Genius. Nobody would ever have thought of that!"
1: "Dude, did you read Maddox's new article?!"
2: "Yeah!"
1: "Let's write him an email to show our admiration... it has to be witty."
2: "How about... 'Arghhhh! We're pirates'"
1: "Genius. Nobody would ever have thought of that!"
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008
Get the Pirosis mug.The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008
Get the Ninjorgy mug.A name for a popular type of sweet in Britain, Jelly Baby can also be used to describe fat children.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
Man 1: "Hey, you see that jelly baby sitting over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
by Redlineonhill February 10, 2008
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