A name for a popular type of sweet in Britain, Jelly Baby can also be used to describe fat children.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
Man 1: "Hey, you see that jelly baby sitting over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
by Redlineonhill February 10, 2008
Deeming one's own culture to be superior to that of others.
Not quite extreme to the point of fascism, cultirism often involves the more petty aspects of patriotism.
Not quite extreme to the point of fascism, cultirism often involves the more petty aspects of patriotism.
1: "Dude, soccer sucks. Where's the high scores?"
2: "No, American football sucks. You wear protection. Girl sport."
Jacques Chirac displayed his culturism by speaking of his dislike for English cuisine. He then displayed his French penis for the chef that tried to serve him fish and chips.
2: "No, American football sucks. You wear protection. Girl sport."
Jacques Chirac displayed his culturism by speaking of his dislike for English cuisine. He then displayed his French penis for the chef that tried to serve him fish and chips.
by redlineonhill May 29, 2008
Somebody who lives for the weekend. They show an inexplicable desire to go out and waste an entire week's wage over the course of the weekend.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
1: "I got totally wasted!"
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008
A foreign person that invades places on the internet where the majority of the membership speak a different language.
The conquistacunt is a hostile breed that wants to demonstrate their displeasure over something to do with another country that may have affected their country. The politics will quickly subside, making way for opinions about how their race is superior.
The conquistacunt is a hostile breed that wants to demonstrate their displeasure over something to do with another country that may have affected their country. The politics will quickly subside, making way for opinions about how their race is superior.
sexyboitalian196: fouk u all english wankers. italia will rize down and kik you're asses!! u lost in iraqn hahaha!...ha!"
NintendoAddict: Excuse me, but what does an Italian invasion in the making have to do with Super Mario Galaxy? I also don't give a shit about Iraq when I'm playing computer games.
sexyboitalian196: fuk u nintendo faggit becuz me penis is huger than urs. italiano men or gods u are fat hahaha!
MarioLover: I'll contact a mod. They'll ban this conquistacunt.
NintendoAddict: Excuse me, but what does an Italian invasion in the making have to do with Super Mario Galaxy? I also don't give a shit about Iraq when I'm playing computer games.
sexyboitalian196: fuk u nintendo faggit becuz me penis is huger than urs. italiano men or gods u are fat hahaha!
MarioLover: I'll contact a mod. They'll ban this conquistacunt.
by Redlineonhill February 23, 2008
The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008