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San Bernardino Sailboat

A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.
My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
mugGet the San Bernardino Sailboatmug.

Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.
Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.
by rectacular April 3, 2008
mugGet the Saint Louis Shake n' Bakemug.

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