Definitions by rat a pooolie

dexter

my dog. he sings like the rapper dexter, but it’s mostly just auto tuned bark. enjoys barking in his sleep (real dedication to his music career) and likes looking for flashlights and eating them. also enjoys chasing after ice cubes and trying to make them move like bugs. he is kind of ugly when he does this. dexter also pees a lot.

who’s this on new dog rap?

oh, that’s dexter. not to be confused with famous dex, o no no.

dexter by rat a pooolie March 19, 2019