Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.
We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.
by randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Tri-Sexual

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.
Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?
by Randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Crystal Death

Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.
He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.
by Randy Farris April 08, 2011
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SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.
Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby
by randy Farris March 20, 2011
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Majesticated

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.
by Randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Zombiewhore

A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.
hell naw, I wasn't about to let that zombiewhore suck on my dick.
by Randy Farris April 06, 2011
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