randy Farris's definitions

Majesticated

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

BootyTrap

Similar to a booby-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. But a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to Mate with and share DNA.

Steve -"Theres no way this bootytrap is going to work paul"

Paul-" The bootytrap never fails"

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

Zombiewhore

A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.

hell naw, I wasn't about to let that zombiewhore suck on my dick.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

Crystal Death

Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.

He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.

Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011