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shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.
dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.
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RubRub

when you get the rub but she doesn't stop even after you release the man cream she never stops no matter what just keep on rub forever.
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Flurb

An action in which you flail your body parts in random directions this action can take place nude or with clothes on. Not to be confused with sexual assault it gives you the great feeling without the chance of creating spawns of satan known as children. is fun to do with people of any sex and age.
Dude bro man me and Emily flurbed so hard that it gave me erectile disfunction hashtag sign.
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