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Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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PipstarShark

a website where you buy sexy shark products with a really "reasonable price" also type "IEATSHARKS112" to get a 69% discount on your purchase. High ratings on all of the sexy shark products including: shark cream, shark table, pipstarbot, shark water bottle, etc. If you refuse, refund, or give the products a bad rating, Pipstar will kidnap you and bring you to his sex dungeon...
I love PipstarShark MUST RECOMMEND!!!! HELP IM KIDNAPPED!!!!! SAVE ME PLSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
by quartz89 January 27, 2022
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Split the Room

slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock
by quartz89 February 2, 2022
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yardboilovesweaponsdrawn

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by quartz89 March 13, 2022
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strikle

a form of chiropractor where you insert the nail on the butt and hit it with a hammer to stabilize bowel movements since your ass can slip off the toilet
strikle is really good or you
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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Simpleperson98

Knows who Jack is...
Simpleperson98 is good at You Don't Know Jack
by quartz89 January 12, 2022
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Thrombotic microangiopathy

a condition where the pussy eats away anything in touches
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by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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