Rob Dank

(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your poo-poo
Rob Dank me maybe?

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.

I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.

Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

pineholing

(v) When someone sticks a small (or large!) pineapple up their ass or someone else's ass and rotates it, making the pointy edges of the fruit scrape against the inside of the rectum. It is usually performed in a pineapple-native environment.

Susan loves that sweet, sweet pineholing.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

Pine Whore

(n) Someone who is sexually attracted to pineapples. Pine-whores usually like to get together for some pineholling.

That bitch is such a pine whore.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015