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dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.

I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.

Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.

by put a dick all up inside her March 3, 2015

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.

Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Rob Dank

(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your poo-poo
Rob Dank me maybe?

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

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Spammy ASCII shit that breaks the rules of text and runs off the page. Commonly used in the twitch chat to fill it up with shit that fucks up the whole screen.

Oh shit! Ỏ ͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰ is fucking up the whole Urban Dictionary page!

by put a dick all up inside her July 11, 2015

Pine Whore

(n) Someone who is sexually attracted to pineapples. Pine-whores usually like to get together for some pineholling.

That bitch is such a pine whore.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015