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Luke Parry

A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.
Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.
by pussy cruncher August 29, 2011
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Dingle Berry Plucker

A dingle berry plucker is a person who has the special skill of playing music with a persons ass hairs. Like a Harp the person will pull the dingle berry hairs till they are tight. Then they will plauck the hairs creating music.
Herbert Finkle was a very skilled dingle berry plucker.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
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Italian Taco

When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.
Herbert Finkle was incredibly pleased after he performed his first Italian Taco.
by pussy cruncher August 15, 2011
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The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.
Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.
by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011
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Horse Wrangler

A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.
My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.
by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011
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Guff

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.
by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011
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Nutsackectomy

Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.
Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
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