10 definitions by pussy cruncher
A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011
When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.
by pussy cruncher August 12, 2011
Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012