A person who lives and dies by Basecamp (a software tool for project collaboration & task management), and is unable to complete even the most basic administrative tasks unless they are catalogued in their Basecamp milestones.
"Wendy, can you fix the link on that page we just published?"
"Sure. Send me a message in Basecamp and attach a milestone to it."
"But can't you just DO it? I'm telling you about it now."
"Put it in Basecamp."
"Wow, you're being a real Basecamp Douche!"
verb: To add funny quotes or expressions to a dossier comprised entirely of said items, to be referred to and chuckled at, at a later date.
Wendy, why aren't you quote dossiering these items?