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Definitions by psyco jello

Dykecycle 

noun.

Two, usually elderly, women riding a tandem bicycle who are also lesbians. Usually found on country roads and parks.
Person 1: "Why are you out of breath?"

Person 2: "We threw some eggs at a dykecycle and ran away."

Person 1: "Good, I hate dykecyclists with their baking and poetry... Fuckin' dykes."
Dykecycle by psyco jello December 9, 2008

Monkey Bus 

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.
Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!
Monkey Bus by psyco jello September 12, 2006
A shortened word for spastic
Hey, i think your a right spako, go hang around with the other spako's.
Spako by psyco jello September 11, 2006