pseudonympho's definitions
When you see a vehicle that someone fucked up by making their own “wide body kit” out of things they had laying around to the point where you have no choice but to just assume they are a crack addict. The body kit is without anyones doubt homemade, covered in bondo, half sanded, sometimes a close-ish color of spray paint has been used to deter the amount of attention to the unfinished mistake of a project for the moment as 99.9% of the time the crack head custom body man claims it’s “still in progress”. I mean Fucked up to the point you have to take a photo if it.
The vehicle can be Bondocratic
and/or
the new name given of the owner themself.
The vehicle can be Bondocratic
and/or
the new name given of the owner themself.
“Ohhhh no way! sick fender flares, bondocratic! You do all this craftsmanship yourself!? Noooo get out of here, you did!? Man you should start your own bondocratic body shop - look out west coast customs!”
by pseudonympho February 27, 2022
Get the Bondocraticmug. A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
Get the Titty Horsemug.