dusseldorf

Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.

I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.

by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006

schmekter

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006