pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

kine bud

The actual spelling of what people commmonly spell as "kind bud", aka kb. Usually refers to sensimilla (high quality marijuana, that is typified by it's lack of seed bodies), but may refer to any form of marijuana more potent than your average schwag / commersch. See kind bud, kine, da kine.

"i used to think people were snobs to only smoke kine bud, now, i think you're a jerk if you smoke schwag, friends don't let friends smoke schwag"

"you gotta smoke that kine bud in glass, and don't dare use a screen!"

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

603

New Hampshire, derived from New Hampshire's zip code.

"I'm representing the 603"

"I was born and raised in the 603"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

duece

1. feces, related to number 2
2. car with dual carburetors

1. "this is the third time I've had to drop a duece while riding on the interstate"

2. "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"

by protocoldroid June 23, 2004

manchvegas

slang for "Manchester, New Hampshire, USA"

a combonation of "Manchester" and "Las Vegas". Possibly came about because Manchester, for a long time was one of the very few places in New Hampshire to actually see talk buildings, and city lights.

"i hit the twin liqah stohes on the highway aftah manchvegas befawh goin' to watah country" (note new england accent)

"there's no way i'm goin to manchvegas two weeks before christmas"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004