by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
A variation on the dutch oven where you defecate in the bed while your significant other is present. Upon defecation, the sheets are then held over your significant other so they are trapped in an air bubble to fully "enjoy" the smell of the feces.
"I discovered the bosnian bakery when accidentally I let some feces fly when cranking a fart extremely hard for a dutch oven"
"Oh you won't put out? Time to visit the bosnian bakery"
"Oh you won't put out? Time to visit the bosnian bakery"
by protocoldroid April 11, 2006
a condition which is reached when an extremely annoying person is in your presense, and is so annoying, that other people in your presense start to dislike you, because of the presense of the annoying, especially when the person who is now disliking you more because of the prense of this annoying person
"it's such a social connotation when the delivery guy talks about porn in front of my wife."
"i swear she was going to give me her number, but, then the bar tender had to strike up a conversation about hemroids. it was just such a social connotation; ruined my chances"
"i swear she was going to give me her number, but, then the bar tender had to strike up a conversation about hemroids. it was just such a social connotation; ruined my chances"
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"
"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"
"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"
by protocoldroid April 26, 2005
1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)
present: go off
past: went off
future: going off
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)
present: go off
past: went off
future: going off
1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"
2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"
3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"
2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"
3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
a 100 sided die, specifically used in RPGs The d100 was invented by Lou Zocchi, and is patented as the "Zocchihedron". Although the d100 is not a true polyhedra, it is a sphere with 100 surfaces. There can be somewhat of a learning curve for reading the Zocchihedron correctly, but... It's much geekier to roll a d100 for a percentage rolls than 2 d10's.
Palladium games often require a lot of percentile rolls, that's why I bought my first d100.
Haha suckaz, critical hit, doing 2d100 damage, take that!
Haha suckaz, critical hit, doing 2d100 damage, take that!
by protocoldroid July 20, 2004
A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.
The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
by protocoldroid November 15, 2004