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tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.
"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.
by protocoldroid November 14, 2004
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slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.
by protocoldroid November 14, 2004
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duece

1. feces, related to number 2
2. car with dual carburetors
1. "this is the third time I've had to drop a duece while riding on the interstate"

2. "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"
by protocoldroid June 23, 2004
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modnoc

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.
better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
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grody

noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing.

inflected: grodier, grodiest

it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british "grotty", which means "of poor quality".
"sit in the back seat, i spilled honey on the front seat and it's all grody."

"those are the grodiest rest rooms in the state"
by protocoldroid June 17, 2004
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manchvegas

slang for "Manchester, New Hampshire, USA"

a combonation of "Manchester" and "Las Vegas". Possibly came about because Manchester, for a long time was one of the very few places in New Hampshire to actually see talk buildings, and city lights.
"i hit the twin liqah stohes on the highway aftah manchvegas befawh goin' to watah country" (note new england accent)

"there's no way i'm goin to manchvegas two weeks before christmas"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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