Definitions by procrastinating pro

Black Widow

The girlfriend who causes their boyfriend to become a whipped man (a man who is controlled by their girlfriend).

My girlfriend's such a black widow, she got mad at at me when I kissed my mom!

Black Widow by procrastinating pro June 21, 2016

Mariana 

A sweet, loving, caring girl who enjoys sports and teasing her friends. She is quite often Colombian, but not always. She is one of the best friends anyone can have. She is fallen in love with quite often, sometimes you may not realize it, but there is a high chance you will fall in love with a Mariana. She is a jokester, but is very serious about her jokes, and usually, Marianas are obsessed with Disney. If you meet a Mariana, you will usually remember her for as long as you will live.

Mariana, congratulations on winning the big football game!

Mariana by procrastinating pro June 14, 2016

Marijuana 

A ship name for Maria and Juan.

How ironic that that couple marijuana is addicted to marijuana .

Marijuana by procrastinating pro June 13, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

A place where people can express their hidden, loving, angry, and sometimes perverted definitions of words that they use to make life easier.

Dude, I saw so many insults for the definition of my name on the Urban Dictionary!

Urban Dictionary by procrastinating pro May 12, 2016