pro-nun-see-A-shun's definitions

nutscrape

A medical condition after severe scratching of the testicles.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

Moscow

Capital of the Russian Federation. Known as MOCKBA in Russian (MOCKBA pronounced Mosk-va)

Aeroflot flight: Berlin - Moscow $200

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Condom

An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

XP

The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The formal term for the UK.

"Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

SA80

Assault rifle used by the British Army. Stands for Small Arms for the 1980's. It was produced in the 1980's and is most likely to be taken out of service in 2015. The guns in the SA80 rang are the L85A1, the L86A1 LSW and the L98A1 CGP. They have a round velocity of 900m/s and they use the NATO standard 5.56mm calibre and are fed by a magazine with a capacity of 30 rounds but is filled with 28 to stop jamming. The rifles are made of plastic and are made mass production, hence so many people complain they are "cheap and plasticky", maybe because they are from the 80's. Despite all this it is a good overall weapon.

"Dude, let me shoot you with my SA80."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003