pretty emily's definitions

diamond-like rhombus

A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.

Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."

Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

pagizzle

n.

A page. Like a webpage or something of the like.

Welcome to Emmilizzle'z pagizzle, ferizzle.

by Pretty Emily August 1, 2004

FSB

"Fake Sexi Blonde", according to one of my friends, Brando. He dies his hair blond, and has deemed himself sexy, therefore, a fake, sexy blond.

Brando: Founder and member of the F.S.B.!!!
*Emily rolls her eyes*

by Pretty Emily January 1, 2005

kiss off

another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.

Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.

by Pretty Emily February 25, 2005

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

rock my socks off

used in the case if something or someone is so awesome, that it rocks your socks off. Used like, "Hey! You're so cool! You rock my socks off!" It's a very nice thing to say to one of your friends that's about to do something cool

"Andrea! You rock my socks off!!! GO FOREST LAKE!!"

by Pretty Emily October 16, 2004

beautiful

Indescribably pleasing, but not necessarily sexually attractive. Unconventional beauty is something that you don't know what it is, but you think that person is wonderful. Being hot does not make a person beautiful.

She may not be a sex goddess, but gosh is that girl beautiful.

by Pretty Emily March 27, 2005