Definitions by pretty emily
FSB
"Fake Sexi Blonde", according to one of my friends, Brando. He dies his hair blond, and has deemed himself sexy, therefore, a fake, sexy blond.
FSB by Pretty Emily January 1, 2005
raging homosexual
Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
raging homosexual by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004
holy goodness
An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.
holy goodness by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
diamond-like rhombus
A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.
Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."
Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
diamond-like rhombus by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
Casual Friday
1) wearing casual clothing (jeans, t-shirt) on a Friday.
2) a practice common with high schoolers where you don't wear underwear under your pants on Friday. It's really funny and really is only funny to the people that do it. But none the less, it's not as weird as you'd think.
2) a practice common with high schoolers where you don't wear underwear under your pants on Friday. It's really funny and really is only funny to the people that do it. But none the less, it's not as weird as you'd think.
Person: "Emily, are you doing Casual Friday today... because I noticed you're not wearing a skirt like usual."
Me: *laughs hysterically* do you even NEED to ask?
Me: *laughs hysterically* do you even NEED to ask?
Casual Friday by Pretty Emily November 12, 2004
day late and a dollar short
Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
day late and a dollar short by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004