pretty emily's definitions

raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.

by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004

kookaburra

n., v.

n.: an Australian bird, most commonly found in gum trees.

v.: the act of laughing

1) Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Merry king of the wood is he! Laugh kookaburra laugh! Kookaburra gay your life must be!

2) She was so into kookaburra it drove me insane!

by Pretty Emily August 2, 2004

diamond-like rhombus

A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.

Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."

Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

pole barn

a large building that is usually made of steel or aliminum. Used as storage for farm equipment, garage-type objects, and other random manly things.

Also can be used as a great party place. (large open space... with power tools!)

Ben: "We should have a party sometime... too bad we don't have a place to have it..."
Justine: "Yeah... we got a pole barn though!"

by Pretty Emily January 9, 2005

Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

rock my socks off

used in the case if something or someone is so awesome, that it rocks your socks off. Used like, "Hey! You're so cool! You rock my socks off!" It's a very nice thing to say to one of your friends that's about to do something cool

"Andrea! You rock my socks off!!! GO FOREST LAKE!!"

by Pretty Emily October 16, 2004