postman squidward's definitions

Glued On

A glued on, much like a strap on, but instead of velcro to adhere the dildo on, it is used with an adhesive glue solution, such as gorilla glue, hot glue, or Elmers glue.

squidward: "hey did you see amy's glued on last night"
Postman: "yeah she fucked me so good"

by postman squidward August 15, 2016

Hotdogs in the Hallway

When a female has been with several guys, resulting in the numerous penetrations of her vaginal canal, which widens it to the width similar to the comparison of a hotdog in a hallway

Jimmy: "Did you hook up with kandy last night
Javier: "Yeah, but I didn't feel anything, her vagina was like hotdogs in the hallway."

by postman squidward August 15, 2016