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Definitions by porrage licker

When getting sucked off while taking a fat juicy vuluptous brown log, then you freeze it with liquid nitrogen and shove it into the parting in your willy, then you get sucked off until the log explodes, finally you eat the residue
Oh my! that Bligloo was the best thing I've ever felt!
Bligloo by porrage licker April 26, 2024

Girth Maxing 

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened
My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing
Girth Maxing by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Smegetti 

When you have so much smeg that it forms into a delicous strand of smeg and spagetti
Oh my! that smegetti is so delicious!!
Smegetti by porrage licker April 24, 2024