Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Bligloo

When getting sucked off while taking a fat juicy vuluptous brown log, then you freeze it with liquid nitrogen and shove it into the parting in your willy, then you get sucked off until the log explodes, finally you eat the residue

Oh my! that Bligloo was the best thing I've ever felt!

by porrage licker April 26, 2024

Smegetti

When you have so much smeg that it forms into a delicous strand of smeg and spagetti

Oh my! that smegetti is so delicious!!

by porrage licker April 24, 2024