gormp

Variation of "Gorp"("Good Old Raisins and Peanuts"/"Granola, Oats, Raisins and Peanuts), "Gormp" is "Good Old Raisins, M&M's and Peanuts"---also "Granola, Oats, Raisins, M&M's and Peanuts". Trail-mix for the advanced chocoholic backpacker. Quite delish, and greatly coveted on the trail. Goes perfectly with canteen water. Picking all the M&M's out of the community-Gormp is a seriously uncool no-no.
"Ah...check out that sunset over those hills yonder..."

"Screw the sunset, man! Who the fuck ate all the M&M's out of the Gormp?"
by poppysister August 31, 2006
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tunnels

Not-so-secret "secret" at Haverford College in Pennsylvania. Refers to the series of tunnels(containing an elaborate heating/electrical system) originally constructed beneath the Haverford campus with the intention of keeping the place cozy and liveable in Winter...has since been infiltrated by generations of Haverford undergrads hell-bent on getting drunk/high, wandering through the maze of subterranean pipes and passageways, risking getting caught and hollered at by the Dean or control-freak upperclassmen..."tunneling" was totally CHOICE in the 1980's when most of the tunnels were still accessible and good, creepy fun could be had down there (picnics, beer parties, nookie)...now that most of the tunnels have been walled-off, etc...it's much harder to convince a fellow-'Ford to crawl drunkenly through 'em with you when the possibility of NEVER FINDING YOUR WAY OUT ALIVE looms and menaces. There is still the seductive lure of the yet-to-be-breached "SECRET DOOR" said to be hidden within the tunnels.
"Screw Customs, man---let's hit the tunnels!"

"The TUNNELS? Are you kidding me? I heard Poindexter went in last semester and fucking disappeared. Screw that...besides, they're having cheesesteaks in the Dining Hall tonight and I wanna get in line before that big guy from my Chem class eats 'em all."
by poppysister August 23, 2006
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karma

George Bush is our Karma for NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!!
"Hey, Archie---did you vote for George Bush in the last election?"

"Who, ME?!?!? Naw...I NEVER vote...I'm too busy watching 'Real World', downloading porn, wasting my trust-fund and whining about nothing to vote."

"Well, I guess the fact that George Bush has had TWO TERMS in office is your KARMA for being an apathetic little ass-monkey! And by the way: fuck you very much, Archie!"
by poppysister August 23, 2006
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