Definitions by poop man man poop

ben dover 

related to mike hunt

"have u heard of my friend ben dover"
"no whos ben dover"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

ben dover by poop man man poop June 8, 2021

crush 

someone you want to crush to death

if you have a crush make sure to kill them quickly or else everyone will find out.
i recommend hiding the body in the dumpster

crush by poop man man poop March 17, 2021

roblox

gaming company that is somehow still staying afloat after the 18294o8p12u49 something kabajillion shit ass donkey piss updates it has done

player 1: "im gonna quit roblox"
player 2: "ok"
2 hours later
player 1: "wow i found this new roblox game"
player 2: "you're fucking retarded"

roblox by poop man man poop March 17, 2021

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai 

kinda weird at the beginning

depressing at the end

dude 1: meh, never really liked rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai
dude 2: i will grind your kneecaps into a power for my clam chowder

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai by poop man man poop February 17, 2021

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

minecraft shaders by poop man man poop December 31, 2020

minecraft dog 

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

minecraft dog by poop man man poop September 7, 2020