poo poo pants's definitions

Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

Nevifolliphobia

The irrational and impairing fear of hair-growing epidermal nevi, more commonly known as moles.

While most consider the occasional ornery hair sprouting from a mole to be unsightly, those with this phobia recoil in horror at the sight of one.

"Make sure you pluck your moles before you go on that date with Steve, I heard he's got a touch of nevifolliphobia."

by poo poo pants March 25, 2009