Definitions by ponytrekker

bum car 

The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.

"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "

bum car by ponytrekker March 23, 2008

iwax 

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with iwax.

iwax by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

icrust 

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.

icrust by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

guinea gangplank 

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

guinea gangplank by ponytrekker August 5, 2005

( . ) ( . ) 

Big fat fucking titties.

She has whopping ( . ) ( . )

( . ) ( . ) by ponytrekker March 2, 2005

Sitzpinkler 

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

Sitzpinkler by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

nuclear 

an adverb similar in meaning to "hot" when used to describe particularly attractive women.

That bitch is nuclear.

nuclear by ponytrekker August 18, 2004