slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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nuclear

an adverb similar in meaning to "hot" when used to describe particularly attractive women.
That bitch is nuclear.
by ponytrekker August 18, 2004
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Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.
Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit
by ponytrekker August 21, 2008
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grammar Timmy

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.
The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.

by ponytrekker August 12, 2008
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icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.
Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.
by ponytrekker June 21, 2007
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guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.
"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "
by ponytrekker July 17, 2005
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