ponytrekker's definitions

sonic

adjective used to describe attractive female body parts, particularly mamalian protruberences/

That chick has sonic tits.

by ponytrekker August 18, 2004

Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

iwax

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with iwax.

by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

by ponytrekker August 5, 2005

canarsie

As used historically by Italians in various New York neigborhoods to mean the absolute end of the universe.

Whaddya from Canrsie?

by ponytrekker May 11, 2004

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.

by ponytrekker July 19, 2007