When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
by pole dinner July 04, 2011
When someone gets a tan, but is so tan that they are mistaken for african american and get their ass thrown out into the cotton field.
by pole dinner March 30, 2011