poisonivy 's definitions

riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.

I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.

by poisonIvy May 27, 2019

Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.

Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.

by poisonIvy October 2, 2017

shipwreck

A broken heart.

Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

evol

1. A truncated form of the word evolve, typically used by LOL cats and millenials when they are being lazy and wanting to express mixed emotions.

2. The opposite of love, a sort of lazy, indiferent form of evil. love evol is an important palindrome.

evol love chum. all there is, is evol love.

by poisonIvy November 29, 2017

sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".

Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.

by poisonIvy September 25, 2017

shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 4, 2005

krazy

Your own natural mannerisms, conduct, and speech which is heavily in conflict with your environmental, political, and social norms. It's about being yourself and not giving a shit if people think you're off your rocker. I happen to believe it also includes a certain level of acknowledgment to your own personal responsibility which may or may not at times require the destruction of property, either yours or an others.

Yes you son of a fascist, I am krazy, I also have an IQ of 142, so byte me. And keep your melon drugs. Keep them melon drugs for the crazy people.

by poisonIvy November 25, 2011