poisonivy 's definitions

Fuck You

The term "Fuck You" is a coloquialism meaning "I Love You" in many expressive forms used throughout the major American dialects.

Awww. Fuck You Dad. A Lexus for my birthday?! You shouldn't have.

by poisonIvy February 1, 2017

Queer

Gay and yet somehow not gay. Archaic: Strange and peculiar.

a young queer norseman once loved a gay black harvard professor.

by poisonIvy September 28, 2017

Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.

by poisonIvy August 25, 2013

asshole

Good employee.

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.

by poisonIvy August 30, 2017

ridiculum

The practice of doing something ridiculous on purpose just to be a screw ball.

Her name is ridiculum, much the same as yours as they relate to my life implicitly.

by poisonIvy August 22, 2011

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

shipwreckship

The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.

Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.

As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.

Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.

I've been on this shipwreckship for years, my marriage ended badly.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019