poisonivy 's definitions

Fuck You

The term "Fuck You" is a coloquialism meaning "I Love You" in many expressive forms used throughout the major American dialects.

Awww. Fuck You Dad. A Lexus for my birthday?! You shouldn't have.

by poisonIvy February 1, 2017

riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.

I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.

by poisonIvy May 27, 2019

evlove

an essential component of the needed palindrome evolve love live evil evol evlove, evlove is evolve in reverse.

1. the concatination of the words evolve, and love, has a combined meaning in duality.

2. refers to the everlasting aspect of love and the fact that all who engage in such folly are beautiful idiots.

Man that girl looks good. stupid evlove!

by poisonIvy November 29, 2017

shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.

That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!

by poisonIvy April 23, 2019

Deerhart

Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.

Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.

by poisonIvy October 2, 2017

Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.

by poisonIvy August 25, 2013

asshole

Good employee.

Quit being an asshole Rich! You're making us look bad.

by poisonIvy August 30, 2017