plotbert's definitions

stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.

normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

blog

contrary to popular belief a blog is not a web log, nor does it have anything to do with the internet whatsoever. A blog is what lands in the toilet after a night of keystone beer and taco johns.

always remember to flush your blog.

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Railballersaurus Rex

A snowboarder that spends every waking minute of his pathetic life in the terrain park doing rail spins. Someone too narrow minded to explore the entire mountain. hence they are railballers usually sportin b ball jersey's n shit. kinda funny because they try to act ghetto, but if they ever drove through the hood in their parents suburban they would probably shit their pants.

' hey mike feels like jibastic park, just railballersaurus rex's everywhere today at keystone."

by Plotbert January 7, 2008

steezebock

a person who skies or snowboards that is a complete poserish scene, trendster faggot.Usually seen in terrain parks of colorado with their stance so wide their doin the splits. Loudmouth wankers that brag about how much weed they smoked in their parents million dollar condo, or how steezy their rail spin was.........FAGS.

"yo steezy jeff that was totally gnar"
"steezy jeff yah bro lets go get blazed in my parents condo then suck each other off."

me; "wow what a bunch of fag steezebocks"

by Plotbert January 7, 2008