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forniconference

Spring break for members of a professional field.

Hey man, are you going to forniconference? Hell yeah, Im skipping all the meetings so I can bang those bitches we met last year!

a person of the opposite sex with whom you spend most of your work day.

Oh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.