Definitions by platypus mafia

catfish 

you think you're talking to a fit bird and your actually talking to a 40-year-old obese plumber called Steve from Dorset who is wanking into a half-full bag of wotsits.

you: hey m, asl?
steve: hey baby, f here who is dtf
you: is this a catfish or am I in a dream!

catfish by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

clever girl 

a phrase to say to a female when she is being clever, most often used when about to be killed by a raptor, now this you may assume is a reference to the smash hit 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" however it is, in fact, a sexist joke pertaining to less than cooperative wives.

muldoon: "clever girl"
raptor: U wat m8

clever girl by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

BB-9E

a BB unit used by the first order during its attempts to destroy the resistance

otherwise known as BB-H8 and Darth Ball
he is the true hero of the star wars saga and was totally underused as such.

BB-9E: beep boop mother F#k@

BB-9E by platypus mafia July 3, 2018

elmo bitch 

someone who for some reason prefers that little twat Elmo to the vastly superior cookie monster for some strange unbeknown reason

you little elmo bitch.

you don't like cookie monster you little elmo bitch traitor.

elmo bitch by platypus mafia December 31, 2017