pixel the almighty 's definitions

Vertically Challenged

1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person

2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people

3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual

I’m not short, I’m Vertically Challenged, MOM.

by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The word that nobody knows the actual meaning of and is only known for being super fucking long

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? I hardly know her

by pixel the almighty March 17, 2022

A Bad Bitch

A normal bitch that’s significantly more bad, so much more bad that it’s even in the name.

Have you even heard of a bad bitch? I think they’re a fairy tale— I haven’t checked, though. I’ll have to speak with my swim instructor about this. They always know what’s truthful and what’s not.

by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022