3 definitions by pivotman

A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.
Destiny still can't find a Step-Chad for her crotch goblins.
by pivotman October 5, 2023
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The act of putting your ass up to someone else's ass and shitting into their ass
"Bruce gave me the ol frisco log ride lastnight"
by pivotman February 24, 2008
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A name for a high-maintenance woman who makes a man's life a living hell. A woman who nags, complains, cries over everything and generally provokes misery in the household. This is usually someone's wife, but can also be a girlfriend etc. They lie to you in the beginning with promises of endless hot sex, but then later once you live together you get nothing but a crying lump of misery that spends all your money and makes you want to go blow your own brains out in the toilet.
Son, when you get old enough to get married don't marry a pisspot!

My wife is a such a pisspot, she spent all the rent money on new clothes!

That pisspot old lady of mine won't even give me a blowjob anymore.
by pivotman August 19, 2009
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