the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.
Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"
by pirate Joe July 11, 2014
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navy

a lovely shade of dark blue
person 1: I really like that black shirt you are wearing.
person 2: dude it's not black...it's navy.
by Pirate Joe June 12, 2007
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