Definitions by pirate Joe

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

the fakey by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

navy 

a lovely shade of dark blue

person 1: I really like that black shirt you are wearing.
person 2: dude it's not black...it's navy.

navy by Pirate Joe June 12, 2007