pimpmastahanhduece's definitions

rocket jump

When one farts mid standing up.

Dude, I just rocket jumped out of my chair, I swear I got hang time!

by pimpmastahanhduece September 18, 2019

whifu

The waifu of someone with a caucasian complex.

A portmanteau of 'waifu' and 'white'.

Some asian men like white women so much, you'll often find those that do have a whifu they admire.

by pimpmastahanhduece November 5, 2019

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020

spotaneity

The high likelihood of a stimulus to be rapidly noticed.

Waldo doesn't even try anymore! On every page, his spotaneity gives him away in seconds!

by pimpmastahanhduece June 28, 2020