pimpmastahanhduece's definitions

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020

spotaneity

The high likelihood of a stimulus to be rapidly noticed.

Waldo doesn't even try anymore! On every page, his spotaneity gives him away in seconds!

by pimpmastahanhduece June 28, 2020

rocket jump

When one farts mid standing up.

Dude, I just rocket jumped out of my chair, I swear I got hang time!

by pimpmastahanhduece September 18, 2019

urbandicktionarions

the editors of urban dictionary who would reject fair word entries for reasons, or lackthereof, like dicks. also consistent with douchebags, haters, theotherother pig, and pretentious.

I just wanted to enter a slang word and defined it how it is, but then it was all a blur. So much blood, I knew the urbandicktionarions had though policed me without doo praucess.

by pimpmastahanhduece November 1, 2009