pimpmastahanhduece's definitions

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020

spotaneity

The high likelihood of a stimulus to be rapidly noticed.

Waldo doesn't even try anymore! On every page, his spotaneity gives him away in seconds!

by pimpmastahanhduece June 28, 2020

some shit

when shit happens, phonetically its told like it izz.
(adjective, noun)

synonyms- a bitch, and add 'bull' for- some bullshit, but difference is just emphasis with the rare exception you step in shit from a male bouvine and may lose its rhetorical value.
precarious, unfortunate, sucks balls, kerfluffle.

(adjective)

person 1:"hurry up and use the ATM so we can pay back the guy by tonight and not get our legs broken."
ATM eats credit card.
person 2:"it ate my mother fucking card! ...aint this some shit."

(noun)situational
continues from adjective example
person 1: YEAH! now we're in SOME SHIT!
accountants in suits walk out of the bank all with metal bats.
generic accountant:"times up boys."

by pimpmastahanhduece October 9, 2009

rocket jump

When one farts mid standing up.

Dude, I just rocket jumped out of my chair, I swear I got hang time!

by pimpmastahanhduece September 18, 2019