batter pump

An erect penis in action.

"Roger was more than happy to use his batter pump in serving Lucy a batch of stomach pancakes."

by phuc yue December 08, 2007

pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 08, 2007