phrmashwrma's definitions

sasophy

A core early-age experience that many people can claim to have experienced, usually of a non-serious nature.

We realized that we all had experienced the sasophy of our parents leaving us in the checkout line at the grocery store while they went to grab more items. It was traumatic.

by phrmashwrma December 13, 2022

Starbucks Name

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

lemongitis

A serious condition where eating too many citrus fruits can cause many painful oral canker sores, typically on the gums but also on the tongue.

Ben: I had lemonade yesterday and now I got another canker sore. I really should get this lemongitis checked out.

by phrmashwrma February 17, 2023

lei see

Gimme that thing, let me see.

Yo, lei see your tinder match

by phrmashwrma November 16, 2019