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The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

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That one hot nurse in a hospital that has several "ways" to cure her patients. Including but not limited to: handjobs, oral sex, and tit fucking

"Wow dude that hospital was awesome! I had a bedside buddy and everything!"

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