Definitions by philip girlboss
Xandaddy
A Xandaddy is a beautiful specimen from the plant Mars. Xandaddy’s are usually short, ranging from the height 3-5ft. If they say they are 5’0 they are probably lying. The cackle of the Xandaddy is commonly demonic. The being from Mars will have a high pitched voice but a deeply pitched burp.
“ Look at that short high pitched gremlin!” - Annabeth
“Wow that’s the prettiest Xandaddy I’ve ever seen!!” - Garlia
“Wow that’s the prettiest Xandaddy I’ve ever seen!!” - Garlia
Xandaddy by philip girlboss August 12, 2021
Meggy Weggy
An absolute wench. Meggy Weggy is an annoying , weird, disgusting girl. She has dark brown hair with a middle part that is slightly off. She likes to sing yet she is tone deaf. The tune will make your ears ring. You need a Meggy Weggy in your life, she is often sweet, kind— wrong, Meggy Weggy’s remind me of wet wood, I don’t like wet wood. All in all Meggy Weggy’s are beautiful people with beautiful hearts.
“Wow that girl is insanely annoying.” - John
“She must be a Meggy Weggy.” - Lishy
“Well at least she’s pretty.” - Bill
“She must be a Meggy Weggy.” - Lishy
“Well at least she’s pretty.” - Bill
Meggy Weggy by philip girlboss August 12, 2021
titatorship
titatorship by philip girlboss June 22, 2021