Definitions by penis

asshole 

Someone who annoys me.

The fuck are you looking at?! ASSHOLE!

asshole by Penis November 26, 2004

cool

One who is totally awesome, better than the rest.

The Fonz. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

cool by Penis November 26, 2004

poofter 

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

poofter by Penis November 26, 2004

g'eat 

Jamaican for "Did you eat?"

Hey mon g'eat? Naa.

g'eat by Penis September 10, 2004

Kozeta 

Female of Albanian heritage. Usually of an eccentric nature and has Asian tendencies.

Did you see Kozeta bitch out that guy who tried to hug her?

Kozeta by Penis September 9, 2004

kawangle 

a person (usually male, but hits twice as hard if you use it on a girl) who has both anal and testicular tumors the size of softballs.
synonym = mike duggan

Mike duggan is a kawangle, but he is sad becaust he can no longer give OR recieve anal sex!

kawangle by Penis July 5, 2004

dugganism 

practice where teens prepare for their future by sitting there, being fat, and drinking beer.

Mike Duggan was the god of dugganism.

dugganism by Penis April 7, 2004