pedro romero's definitions

argyle pimp

Somebody who is very smooth and debonair, yet is able to enchant crowds at traditional hip-hop shows. Un-rap-like. A rapper who does not dress in a "Black Man Costume".

"Did you just see that argyle pimp on stage?"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

Mister Pfister

A sexual action performed by anally-talented men. The pitcher inserts a fist into the ass of the catcher and he opens and closes his hand in a rhythmic fashion.

"I just gave Jack a Mister Pfister!"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

black man costume

Clothing worn by denizens of the ghetto. The traditonal "rapper" uniform. Includes Lugs, Fubu, Rockawear, Sean John, Dickies, jail-clothes, dark sunglasses, sagging pants, hat cocked to the side, du-rags, team jerseys, long shorts, and uncreased sneakers that cost upwards of $100. The stereotypical ghetto-child look.

"Those white rappers are all dressed in Black Man Costumes."

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

maseta

A large, heavy shit. Must be hard, ungiving, and must make a large splash when it hits the water. A direct translation is "flower-pot", so you see the connotation.

"Come look at the maseta I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

culo oango

Loose ass. Can be used as a term of endearment. *see Culo Wango. Since there is no "W" in Spanish, the "W" sound is spelled with "OA".

"What's up, culo oango?"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

doggie dick

Pink lipstick. It resembles a dog's weiner.

"Can I borrow your doggie dick?"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

man spackle

Semen that is very thick and lumpy.

"I just filled her up with man spackle!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005