pedro romero's definitions

trucker bomb

A plastic container (could be a milk jug or a water bottle) that a trucker pisses in while he is driving his truck. Then he throws it out of the window so that he does not have to stop to relieve the call of nature. Can also be a plastic bag and feces may be involved.

"Don't get hit with that trucker-bomb"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

Mister Pfister

A sexual action performed by anally-talented men. The pitcher inserts a fist into the ass of the catcher and he opens and closes his hand in a rhythmic fashion.

"I just gave Jack a Mister Pfister!"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

doggie dick

Pink lipstick. It resembles a dog's weiner.

"Can I borrow your doggie dick?"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

man spackle

Semen that is very thick and lumpy.

"I just filled her up with man spackle!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

culo oango

Loose ass. Can be used as a term of endearment. *see Culo Wango. Since there is no "W" in Spanish, the "W" sound is spelled with "OA".

"What's up, culo oango?"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

cerrote

Spanish for turd. Usually referrs to a large, unbroken shit.

"Look at that cerrote I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

maseta

A large, heavy shit. Must be hard, ungiving, and must make a large splash when it hits the water. A direct translation is "flower-pot", so you see the connotation.

"Come look at the maseta I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005