Definitions by paul phillips

colon the ass pirate 

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

colon the ass pirate by paul phillips February 10, 2005

dandy johnson 

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

dandy johnson by paul phillips February 10, 2005