paul grimsley's definitions

flab jockey

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people

Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!

by paul grimsley September 14, 2008

skank flank

the ugly friend who always accompanies the great looking girl you want to be with who you have to convince your friend to double date with.

i'm going for the prize -- you take the skank flank.

by paul grimsley September 4, 2006

chuffbox trembler

a chuffbox is the female genitalia and a chuffbox trembler is an orgasm

she moaned with pleasure as he gave her a real chuffbox trembler

by paul grimsley September 14, 2008

passion killers

passion killers are the exact opposite of sexy underwear -- you peel away a lady's clothes and find here rgular knickers there and can suffer a slight wilting in the pant's department.

I thought we were getting it on tonight but you're wearing your passion killers.

by paul grimsley August 24, 2006

a barbara

a she-male, or rather, a pre-op transexual

the league of gentleman's taxi driver is the original article: a barbara

by paul grimsley September 4, 2006