paco susman jr's definitions

The Yoinky Sploinky

When you move your balls in and out of a fan

News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023

poob

Profiting off our buddies

*proceeds to poob*

by paco susman jr February 9, 2023

teen dick energy

When someone gives the vibe that they don’t do any foreplay in bed and instead go straight to penetration

Boy: has gym pictures with sunglasses on his Tinder profile

Girl: He’s giving teen dick energy

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023