hipinturnin

when you be laughin way too hard that you be gettin that core for the day.

“my pimp got me laughin my butt off my hipin be twisting n turnin”
“yo my friend Marballz be makin me put that hipinturnin bitchhhhhhh”

by pímpmarb February 10, 2022

flerfenderf

When you’re dreaming that you’re peeing so then you actually owe in your bed.

“man i was just sleepin the other night and had a BAD case of the flerfenderfs”

“man i wish i didn’t have to clean my bedding the other day because of my heckin flerfenderf.”

by pímpmarb February 10, 2022

cluckerbutter

That moment when you crackin’ eggs for breakfast and half the shells end up in da bowl

“Bruh I was crackin’ eggs the other day and one of them completely cluckerbuttered into the bowl”
“woah these eggs are a little crunchy today…. Who cluckerbuttered. my eggsssss😾”

by pímpmarb February 10, 2022

heycatwhyudothat

when cat stands in front of TV so you can’t watch benchwarmers.

“heycatwhyudothat i can’t see my damn program”
“heycatwhyudothat i’m trying to see what sweater i should wear today” - my dad

by pímpmarb February 10, 2022