p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

Plan Zed

The plan you go to when the first 25 plans failed.

Abby: Well the first 25 ideas didn't work.

Gail: Don't worry, move onto Plan Zed.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

zweedt

the compulsion to stockpile cuban cigars en masse, also the expression used to describe the experience of smoking a cuban cigar.

*smoking a cuban* Person 1: zweedt
*smoking inferior tobbaco* Person 2: Where'd you get that cigar, mine tastes like licking a used tire incinerator.
*clearly gloating* Person 1: I suffer from zweedt.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

karma

Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."

*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

lala guy

A boss or supervisor, who has absolutely no standards for his or her employees, and barely expects you to show up, let alone on time. The good part of having a lala guy (or gal) at your job, is that you can pretty much do whatever you want, including: smoke dope, study japanese, kill people and drink their blood (did I say that out loud), swap paychecks with the guy making more money than you, and pull off double shifts from the comfort of your own living room. Unfortunately, with a lala guy in charge, NOTHING ever gets done, and the work environment eventually turns into the island from Lord of the Flies.

Phoebe: Man, I miss my last boss, he was a lala guy.
Allison: Didn't he let you pull a 108 hour shift once.
Phoebe: Yup, I swiped in and went home, and didn't show up for the rest of the week. Then when I finally came back in, he gave me an employee of the week award.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

between personalities

Between personalities is when a person has a two different distinct personalities for different social circles for eg; work, friends, family, and while transitioning between his/her alter egos gets stuck half way.

I was recovering from last night's rave, when grandpa called me from the hospital to say that grandma had been admitted and when I got there, I was still between personalities.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

the 5 by 5

A square of 5 by 5 blocks in downtown Toronto, bordered on the west by china town, east by the 'fruit basket', south by the lakeshore, and ends in the north leading into hicksville suburbia. The 5 by 5 is a place populated by a colourful circus of extreme rejects and freaks from all walks of life and if there is anything at all happening it will be happening in the 5 by 5.

If you want to see what's on in Toronto, go to the 5 by 5, if you hit china town turn around, but if you're seeing a whole lot of transvestites and men holding hands, you've gone too far.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

pooko

a masculinized version of pooka: According to Irish Myth, a leprachaun, of slightly meaner mischief.

If you don't put milk out for the pookos at night they'll get annoyed and burn your house down.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010