97 definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh
*checking out sexy women's lingerie*
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 4, 2010
A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.
Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!
(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!
(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
TSRFW = This Situation Requires Further Witchcraft
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.
I have an exam tomorrow and while under normal circumstances regular witchcraft would suffice, it's an advanced placement calculus exam. So TSRFW.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
Etymology: ACRONYM = World of warcraft.
Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.
Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.
Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.
Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.
Lord of the rings took 3 decades to complete and with all the subsequently released literature it becomes clear to see that Middle Earth was J.R.R. Tolkiens WoW.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2009
is Sherlock Holmes's cowardly sidekick brother. He puffs up like a toad when danger approaches often heard spouting inflated catch-phrases like 'by jove' or 'say'. He works for scotland yard, so he's passively instrumental to the plot, though his narrative is often flat, droning, and for the most part, easily overlooked and almost instantly forgotten and met with such response as timing one's breath to make sure one is still alive. Fortunately he's a ginger, so he manages to give of some air of spunk, however, that false impression is corrected upon getting familiar with him and his mannarisms. He lives vicariously and in actuality off of Shelock's genious and never feels the lesser for it. All in all an excellent side character to illuminate the others.
*car backfires*
Pickle Gherkins: *sputters and puffs up* By jove, old chap, I best be getting along back to scotland yard, say, to work on the documents, you know those fiddley details, yes, say, good then, I wish you luck.
Pickle Gherkins: *sputters and puffs up* By jove, old chap, I best be getting along back to scotland yard, say, to work on the documents, you know those fiddley details, yes, say, good then, I wish you luck.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010
A compulsive shit talker known for its uncanny ability to spew forth volumes upon volumes of shit onto anything it encounters. This uncanny ability to emit a constant stream of shit from its mouth AKA the talking bilge pump, this is true, it has been said, results from the borracle consuming massive amounts of its own (and other people's) shit. It is thought that the borracle must gorge itself on immense amounts of shit daily to make sure that it is permanently full of shit, to avoid depletion of shit saturation. For hygenic reasons it is best to avoid borracle at all costs.
What's wrong with you?
Man, I need to take a shower, and throw out these clothes, I just ran into borracle and it puked shit all over my person again.
Man, I need to take a shower, and throw out these clothes, I just ran into borracle and it puked shit all over my person again.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 21, 2010
Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2011