p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

sarkgasm

having an orgasm from hearing your own dry wit

*checking out sexy women's lingerie*
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 4, 2010

wtf

stop counting the cutlery, mother!

three samll spoons are missing, two big spoons, and one fork, where are they? WTF.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 5, 2010

papaya trick

The papaya trick lies herein. You take the papaya and say to a friend; would you like to see me do a trick with this papaya? Once the friend shows interest, you then tell the them to watch the papaya. Then while they're looking at the papaya and not you, you hit them over the head with it. You may then chuckle at their most amusing misfortune, act as if there was a lesson to be learned, appologize and kindly ask for forgiveness, or attempt to follow it up with a reprise of the same trick, it's really up to you.

When executing the papaya trick, make sure the papaya is ripe, but still firm enough to make the signature 'donk' sound as it connects with the unsuspecting victims cranium.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

blip

a moment in your life, something said, something done, or something you feel responsible for that you'd do anything to take back.

Friend 1: You seem down?
Friend 2: Remember that time in the school cafeteria when the two mice jumped out of my lunch bag, and I screamed and I started a stampede of mass hysteria, and they evacuated the school, and the fire department came, and the foreign kid who speaks no english started crying, and fainted, and got a concussion and had to be hospitalized?
Friend 1: Blip?
Friend 2: Let's never speak of it again.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010

gray baby

Babies that are the result of union between a black and a white person because black + white = gray.

My parents expressly explained to me why it would be socially-economically complicated to bring home a gray baby and in the process forbid me from hiring any more homeless schizos to work for their private company.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010

Plan Zed

The plan you go to when the first 25 plans failed.

Abby: Well the first 25 ideas didn't work.

Gail: Don't worry, move onto Plan Zed.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

cockteasing

Involving straight jackets and feathers.

"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010