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The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.
hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
Get the the real resume mug.A compulsive shit talker known for its uncanny ability to spew forth volumes upon volumes of shit onto anything it encounters. This uncanny ability to emit a constant stream of shit from its mouth AKA the talking bilge pump, this is true, it has been said, results from the borracle consuming massive amounts of its own (and other people's) shit. It is thought that the borracle must gorge itself on immense amounts of shit daily to make sure that it is permanently full of shit, to avoid depletion of shit saturation. For hygenic reasons it is best to avoid borracle at all costs.
What's wrong with you?
Man, I need to take a shower, and throw out these clothes, I just ran into borracle and it puked shit all over my person again.
Man, I need to take a shower, and throw out these clothes, I just ran into borracle and it puked shit all over my person again.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 21, 2010
Get the Borracle mug.TSRFW = This Situation Requires Further Witchcraft
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.
I have an exam tomorrow and while under normal circumstances regular witchcraft would suffice, it's an advanced placement calculus exam. So TSRFW.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
Get the TSRFW mug.an emotion somewhere between sadness, frustration and anger usually characterized by being confronted by a problem or situation which you have no capacity to resolve or overcome.
Ex 1. There are 50, 000 gallons of oil draining into the ocean in the gulf of mexico daily. It feels like onions.
Ex 2. When my boyfriend sold my priceless collection of pokemon cards on ebay, without telling me, for money to buy cigarettes, it felt like onions.
Ex 2. When my boyfriend sold my priceless collection of pokemon cards on ebay, without telling me, for money to buy cigarettes, it felt like onions.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh May 31, 2010
Get the onions mug.a person who never says much to anyone, who rarely speaks, and if so only in brief bursts of monosyllabic meter.
Churchgoer 1: Hey, Marty, how's your family, Merry Christmas, it's so great to see you, you look well, God bless us all at this special time of year, and can you believe this weather, just spectacular, wouldn't you say?
Marty: shuR thanKs, Mrry krisMas *leaves*
Churchgoer 2: That Marty's pretty much a tightlips, isn't he.
Marty: shuR thanKs, Mrry krisMas *leaves*
Churchgoer 2: That Marty's pretty much a tightlips, isn't he.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010
Get the tightlips mug.A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.
Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!
(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!
(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
Get the tooth penis mug.A person with the compulsion to negate everything you say, either because they're pissed they didn't think of it first, their neurotic need to say something even if they have no idea what they're talking about, or simply because they carry the 'evil-gene'.
Me: I think it'd be great if people would revert to tribalism.
Evil-Incarnate: ...I think that'd be crap, think of all the disease and shit flowing through the streets.
Me: Hypothetically speaking it could work. We have modern knowledge and wisdom to make it work.
Evil-Incarnate: People are corrupt and it would be anarchy in a matter of weeks.
Me: Relax. I was just being whimiscal.
Evil-Incarnate: ...you mean, being immature.
Me: Why, neggy?
Evil-Incarnate: You suck.
Evil-Incarnate: ...I think that'd be crap, think of all the disease and shit flowing through the streets.
Me: Hypothetically speaking it could work. We have modern knowledge and wisdom to make it work.
Evil-Incarnate: People are corrupt and it would be anarchy in a matter of weeks.
Me: Relax. I was just being whimiscal.
Evil-Incarnate: ...you mean, being immature.
Me: Why, neggy?
Evil-Incarnate: You suck.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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