p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions
the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 6, 2010
Get the the mole paradoxmug. A person with the compulsion to negate everything you say, either because they're pissed they didn't think of it first, their neurotic need to say something even if they have no idea what they're talking about, or simply because they carry the 'evil-gene'.
Me: I think it'd be great if people would revert to tribalism.
Evil-Incarnate: ...I think that'd be crap, think of all the disease and shit flowing through the streets.
Me: Hypothetically speaking it could work. We have modern knowledge and wisdom to make it work.
Evil-Incarnate: People are corrupt and it would be anarchy in a matter of weeks.
Me: Relax. I was just being whimiscal.
Evil-Incarnate: ...you mean, being immature.
Me: Why, neggy?
Evil-Incarnate: You suck.
Evil-Incarnate: ...I think that'd be crap, think of all the disease and shit flowing through the streets.
Me: Hypothetically speaking it could work. We have modern knowledge and wisdom to make it work.
Evil-Incarnate: People are corrupt and it would be anarchy in a matter of weeks.
Me: Relax. I was just being whimiscal.
Evil-Incarnate: ...you mean, being immature.
Me: Why, neggy?
Evil-Incarnate: You suck.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
Get the neggymug. The increasing tendency for the online community to embrace the degenerative tendencies of human anti-socialization.
Example of online degeneration syndrome:
My definition of kitten telekinesis got reject in under 2 hours, however my definition outlining an angsty rant about internet voyeur inorgasmia was published in the same 2 hours.
My definition of kitten telekinesis got reject in under 2 hours, however my definition outlining an angsty rant about internet voyeur inorgasmia was published in the same 2 hours.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 1, 2011
Get the Online Degeneration Syndromemug. an emotion somewhere between sadness, frustration and anger usually characterized by being confronted by a problem or situation which you have no capacity to resolve or overcome.
Ex 1. There are 50, 000 gallons of oil draining into the ocean in the gulf of mexico daily. It feels like onions.
Ex 2. When my boyfriend sold my priceless collection of pokemon cards on ebay, without telling me, for money to buy cigarettes, it felt like onions.
Ex 2. When my boyfriend sold my priceless collection of pokemon cards on ebay, without telling me, for money to buy cigarettes, it felt like onions.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh May 31, 2010
Get the onionsmug. The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.
hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
Get the the real resumemug. TSRFW = This Situation Requires Further Witchcraft
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.
It's a situation, if you're a witch, that is extraordinary in someway, or particularly difficult, and regular witchcraft just won't cut it. Then you say TSRFW.
I have an exam tomorrow and while under normal circumstances regular witchcraft would suffice, it's an advanced placement calculus exam. So TSRFW.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010
Get the TSRFWmug. a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.
I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 15, 2010
Get the mind fuckmug.